Boys make me want to put my head in a blender.
The whole dating process is so frustrating and ridiculous to me. I overthink EVERYTHING that happens to the point of brain explosion. Analysis paralysis. Are we just hanging out or is it a date? What if we have nothing to talk about? What if I’m uninteresting? If it’s a date then do we kiss at the end? Or in the middle? Or throughout? Do they like me? Are they going to ask me out...
Tequila makes some girls clothes come off. Tequila makes me yell at a hobo to go...– Katherine
So I will let you go because I would rather feel...
sincesheleft: submitted by allofmytruth
Me: It smells like pee in my basement.
Blair: Yeah, I noticed.
Me: It is because I peed?
Drunk Katherine is the best Katherine.
perplexedpicturesque asked: little dinkus. you best be postin' that viiiiid. i want to see drunk stupido katherine.